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It would mean there's a sale at JC Penney's.

Why did Magilla Gorilla go to the doctor?

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Because he was going BANNANAS!!!

 

Why did the headless turkey cross the road?

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To push the chicken out of the car's way so he could safely get to the other side.

Where's Perry?

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Who luke perry? Idk his career is over so probably somehow making his 90s cash last.

Why is hollywood trying to remake and destroy every good classic movie?

 

 

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You're tripping. Remakes are better because classics are old and boring.

Where are my green eggs and ham at yo?

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In the land of fiction

Where do babies come from?

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Mommy told me they are pooped out by other mothers

 

If jimmy cracked corn and I dont care who does?

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Richard Nixon 

Who's on 1st?

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The marglars rented the first spot

 

Why did the rare aggressive purple spotted dashing orangotan cross the road?

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To file its taxes obviously. 

If up is down then what is the color of a fire truck?

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Crayon

How do I become ruler of the world?

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Somehow kill Burt Reynolds

How much can a Timmy Turner turn if a Timmy Turner could turn Tim?

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He'd turn Tim Burton and direct a dark, artsy claymation feature film about his own fairly-oddparents set in Victorian England.

Where's the beef?

 

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Answer    Between Wendy's buns of course       Question   How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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None, she’s/he’s tired of letting people down by not being able to, and the stereotypical need of our society for him/her to do so.

Whatever happened to predicatability, the milkman, the paperboy, evening tv?

 

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A dragon drowned them because he didn't have the heart to burn them then eat them.

 

Why hasn't Ash Ketchum turned 11 yet?

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Ash hasn't turned 11 because he's actually not Ash. The real Ash was...disappeared by an eeeeevil Ditto way back in season one during the SS Anne episode. I hope "Ash" doesn't see this. *shakes nervously*

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Why can't we have nice things?

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because then no one would be able to complain :albert:

what is the purpose of eyebrows?

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Eyebrows exist so that glamorous women can shave them off and draw them back on again.

What is the tastiest pizza topping/sauce combination that no one has commercialized yet?

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sharkmeat over saltwater sauce. *licks chops* YUM!

What pokemon would Ash need to beat a Pokemon League and which league could he win with this team?

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On 6/21/2018 at 10:04 PM, TheWolfandtheRose said:

sharkmeat over saltwater sauce. *licks chops* YUM!

What pokemon would Ash need to beat a Pokemon League and which league could he win with this team?

Ash would need a farfetch'd and it would probably be against the Kalos league's future champion Calem (only true pokemon fans would know who calem is)

Who would win in a fight to the death, Saitama, Superman, or Goku, and why?

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23 hours ago, Josh123 said:

Ash would need a farfetch'd and it would probably be against the Kalos league's future champion Calem (only true pokemon fans would know who calem is)

Who would win in a fight to the death, Saitama, Superman, or Goku, and why?

You see, Saitama would hit Superman before he even knew it was coming. Goku, a closet anime fan, would instantly recognize Saitama and instant transmission his way behind him before Saitama could turn around and punch Goku. However, Goku would only die to come back (think Cell Games), and he would wipe the floor with Saitama because Saitama couldn't actually kill someone who's already dead. Goku would then feast on Ramen noodles because, well, he's Goku, and that's what he does.

If you work it harder, make it better, and do it faster, does it make you stronger?

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